

Harrow. Today, I will be talking about last night, my day today, and the fucking mother fucking bitch who wont shut her fucking lame bullshit F. A.
Last night, I was sleeping with my bro at the home theater room. I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night. I couldn’t move, and I couldn’t blink. All I heard and felt was somebody or something was sifting through the curtains and had just passed my plant. Suddenly I closed my eyes and it moved past the plant again, but different direction, towards the DvD players. I couldn’t see it but I felt its presence. Either it was too fast for my eyes to see, or I opened my eyes just in time when it moved to the DvD players, I still couldn’t move.
I tried to recite some phrases from the Koran. I couldn’t speak. I tried blinking, I failed. But suddenly, out of the fucking bus, it poked my cheeks. Quite a number of times. Each time i tried to recite, it kept on poking my cheeks. Rggg! Suddenly it left, I was conscious again. I quickly recited some phrases from the Koran and went back to sleep. I am proud to say, This is the 7th time I’ve been sat by a ghost.
Ok, today, my day was cool, had the Super Achievers thing. And my hawt Coach, Coach Sabrina. Mwahaha I winked at her.. lol.
Oh and this bitch, her name was F. A. damn mother fucker. LAME BULLSHIT. GET A LIFE AND GO FUCK OFF!
Yesterday. Went to cousin’s house, then went out to buy my school books. And malay books out of stock, fulscap too. lol. Hmm good thing most of the sec 3 books are still used for sec 4. xD. And some passed down from mi sis. lol. Then went to cousin’s house again and play with cousins and little siblings. Kinda fun. We watch Jackie Chan Adventures cartoon. lol long time no see. Then do stuff. Play with our racecar. I always win to little brother but lose to cousin cause his battery is fully charged and I have to find my old tamiya motor that is the legendary motor of racing. xD
Today. Pink banana! <- That came into my head once I wrote [xD]. lol. Went out with family to my eldest sis’s school at NUS. Kinda cool its huge. We went to Raffles museum. And we look at cool dead preserved animals and plants. cool shites. Then eat at some Mega what shite at my sis’s school. Then went to masjid and solat asar. Then went to Island Creamery and eat delicious ice-cream. I bought the melted caramel or something. Yeah and I play the guitar. Then mum was sop drama with dad. wtf man! Then suddenly in the car Hazira called. lol. Didn’t pick up. When I reached home then I answered when she called back. She ask about Si Ling sec and all lol. Researching on Dodos!
Creds to Lindi for the cool sad face. xD
WTF tumblr and facebook is being fucking retarded….
The reason I have not been posting, is because my computer is being retarded. When I go to facebook, things get jumbled up. And tumblr gets “texty”. So prolly cuz its being retarded thats why.
Went out with family today, well, half of it. Went to Charco’s. Eat eat eat. Went to hot park or whatever. But was raining so we went into Mc D. Bought ice-cream, but Umar was so world he bought the expensive thing from Mc Cafe. Then went back home bla bla bla. Went to Al-Ameen and eat. Again, the world guy ordered for the more expensive drink. Went to cousin’s house to send cousin back home and bla bla bla
What a nice way to tell people you’re one year older
Nothing much, just that mum and dad’s old friends came over to do some puisi. And I forgot to write for them an english one… lol. Oh and watched a very awesome movie called “Cinta Pertama” thanks to that wonderful girl. And the story was damn sad. I really broke down after I saw it. It felt so real as if something was already missing. That’s it, I’m gonna kill the script writer! lol
Good night! Love, Muhammad. 01:07
“She says I’m winning. But she don’t wanna lose. She still wants to win”
Yesterday kan… I kol someone… fun giler beb xP
Today very fun, after solat, tido again. Then bangun, went cycling with adik2 and cousin. Not really, I was teaching my little sister how to ride her bike. Fun. Since the bike was a stunt bike… I did some pretty cool stunts! xD Terkopet-kopet blom mandi
Went home and took a shower and went to the Mosque and went around selling calendars. It was sofa king hard! Well, thats because I’m not a very social guy ya know. I can only sell stuff behind a counter… Don’t ask why. And you know the best part? I only sold one. xD
Went home and did stuff… And again mum told me to send adiks down to play shite. Did some parkour and bike tricks. Damn I have so many scars…
Now, watching movie, and… finishing the ice-cream tub. I told u I’m ice-cream monster!
Well, till next time folks…